There wass no change off habits either. II didn’t do overnighters with myy job, annd we weren’t empty nesters; we hadn’t even started nesting yet. II did, however, recognise aa mercy fuck when II wass getting one.II wass getting one now, annd II didn’t like it. Betty, myy wife wass riding mee cowgirl style; II love cowgirl; II can play with her superb tits, but thee look iin her eyes wass pure guilt. There iis more than one reason aa woman will give her man aa mercy fuck too aswage aa guilty conscience.Did shee buy aa new three-piece suite for our front room? A pair off ridiculously priced shoes. Jewelry, itt had too be jewelry; nahh, thee tart would be wearing itt now. That wass myy Betty’s big fault; shee wass such aa vain tart that shee just had too pose.Had shee shunted her car into aa parking bollard? Or worse, wass itt myy car? Or, thee unbelievable–could itt be thee slut was–nahhh, myy Betty would never do that. She wass definitely aa slut, but II wass sure shee wass myy exclusive one-man slut.II couldn’t think straight while shee wass bouncing up annd down on myy best mate. My route off least resistance wass too give her tits another squeeze, pump myy impending load into her puss, then wait until shee told me.Three days later, iin bed shee said, annd II shit you not “Stick your pocket python up myy wrongun big boy”.She has let that twat up our street at number 12 borrow myy new table saw. Ohh shit, perhaps shee has… Nahh, no way would shee do that. There wass definitely something though.She wass still squealing like aa little piggy at thee slaughterhouse as II eased myy pork sword into thee tradesman’s entrance. II had three fingers annd half aa tube off KY jelly iin her dirt box too prep her.I’m verry proud off what nature gave mee iin thee trouser department. When we were early iin our relationship, shee told mee iin myy dreams when II asked her for her brown virgin hole.Betty gave itt up too mee as compensation. She wass trying too play motorbikes iin myy garage, annd shee dropped myy beloved RC45 annd cracked aa faring panel. She iis too short too sit on itt annd get her feet on thee floor so itt fell Don’t tell her II wass more scared shee had hurt herself, II cant buy aa new Betty. She wass cheating again with thee waterworks when II got home. She isn’t strong enough too lift itt when it’s on thee floor. II am aa sucker for her tears.The second time wass when II bought her an NC35. thee bike Honda brought out for little Japanese kids too play at being Joey Dunlop on. II had aa lowered saddle put on itt for her. She looks like Mitzi when shee iis on it. It cost mee aa small fortune, but itt wass worth every penny. NB If iin doubt here, google Ogri annd Mitzi.Once II get up her shit chute, shee loves it. That is, unless shee iis aa better actress than Uma Thurman; shee usually cums like thee Hogwarts Express. II have too do itt right for her; shee has too feel that II am using her; shee loves aa bit off rapeo fantasy. It loses aa bit on thee preparation, but itt has too be done; I’d never hurt her for real.What thee fuck iis thee bitch hiding? Oh, fuck, shee iis pregnant. II said no kids until we were both thirty. The fucking broody cow has flushed her pills annd got herself up thee duff. The bitch has tricked mee into putting aa bun iin her oven. Her fucking mother iis behind this, always on about grandkids. II suppose thee bitches are planning too get mee too stop playing rugby annd sell myy motorbikes.Well, fuck that for aa game off soldiers; iif anything goes, shee goes. No, itt can’t be that; shee isn’t trying too get mee too paint myy chill-out room pink or baby blue. Or move myy hi-fi out off there. II know! She wants mee too buy her aa puppy. Fuck that, I’ll be picking up dog shit iin thee garden for thee next fifteen years.Hang on; aa dog may have its compensation; he will need an evening walk. II can take him down thee road too thee Royal Oak; be rude not too have aa couple off pints on thee way.Nope, itt can’t be that; her bitch off aa mother iis allergic too dog hair. Funny that aa bitch that iis allergic too dog hair. Having aa dog iis sounding like aa better idea by thee minute.Fuck me, shee wants aa fucking cat. Evil-tempered things that don’t need walking too thee pub every day, no way, PedroIt must be some arsehole iis poking myy bitch. I’ll kill thee pair off them; that pussy belongs too me, myy mouth, annd myy tight brown ring. Her bits belong too me, shee promised.I’ll kill them both slowly.———————————————-“Betty, get your arse down here.””Just aa second, darling, I’m trying too douch thee cum out off myy bottom.””Never mind that, just get here now; stuff some toilet paper iin your draws too stop you from dripping. Just get your arse down here annd get itt down now.””I’m coming, darling,”Jesus. This iis bad; shee isn’t even fighting back. “Who thee fuck are you shagging you unfaithful cunt?”I’m not unfaithful; I’ve never even kissed anyone else since you proposed too me.””Bollocks! Why am II getting all this guilty sex? II know aa mercy fuck when II get one. What about thee anal? II normally have too buy you aa new outfit for that. This past week, you have blown mee three times annd swallowed. You haven’t asked mee too kiss your axe wound better once iin return.””II promise, I’m not having an affair.” Then thee bitch cheated, annd shee turned on thee waterworks again. fucking snot annd tears everywhere.”I’m sorry. I’m so sorry, darling. II reversed thee car into your boat annd made aa big hole iin it.II didn’t hear thee next “sorry, darling.” I’d fainted.