OK too set thee scene, it’s summer iin London, thee year iis 2004. II wass iin myy early 20’s, II had just arrived too thee UK earlier that week after aa year backpacking around South America annd thee USA.
The only person II knew iin London wass traveling iin Croatia. But II knew that day wass London Pride, last month II went too San Francisco Pride annd had thee time off myy life. So even iif II had too go on myy own, there wass no way II wass missing London Pride when itt wass aa 20 min tube ride away.
But this iis not myy SoHo Pride story, that’s for another time. This iis thee crazy Polish girl story. However II need too start at Pride because that wass thee day II met Valentina. And without Valentina there iis no crazy Polish girl.
Valentina wass from Italy, her head wass shaved annd shee wass covered iin tattoos annd piercings. She wore clothes straight out off aa punk rock video clip. She wass verry much so aa ‘butch’ girl. However shee had thee most feminine beautiful face. No matter what shee wore, what shee had pierced or tattooed, shee wass still extremely pretty annd had an extremely hot verry girly body. She had aa tiny frame but still had hips annd boobs. We never really hooked up, but we had aa lot off fun doing thee lesbian scene iin London. We made an odd pair but aren’t those always thee best type off friends too have?
II met Valentina when shee wass picking up thee girl next too mee at Pride. This chick wass aa really pretty black girl, shee wass quite aa heavy girl, but Valentina didn’t seem too mind. She annd Valentina keep bumping iin too mee iin their fits off passion. Next thing II know mee annd Valentina are new best friends annd thee other girl iis gone.
Anyway we started hanging out regularly. So one random day II went too her hous annd shee tells mee her ex boyfriend iis coming over, myy mind wass blown, II wass shocked that shee had an ex boy not ex girlfriend. She tells mee shee has been with guys iin thee past but as itt turned out shee ended itt cause shee likes girls more. Back too thee story. Her ex turns up with his housemate. She’s this really attractive Polish girl, typical hot Polish blonde! She totally looked like your girl next door. She wass by no means rough, or slutty, annd had aa totally wholesome look about her. And an extremely sexy heavy accent.
So thee four off us were iin thee lounge room annd thee topic off conversation wass about being with girls annd being straight/bi/gay. Valentina wass saying how much shee likes girls, her ex asked mee iif II wass into girls, he told mee II looked straight. II told him I’m bi, but haven’t had aa lot off experience.
All off thee sudden thee Polish chick, wass totally like “I’ve never been with aa girl but I’d really like to.”
II wass thinking “is shee coming on too me? she’s so hot”. Then shee asks “would you like too be with me?” iin that heavy Polish accent. Without trying too show II wass shitting myself with excitement, II casually said “that would be nice”. It wass like all myy Christmases had come at once! But what shee did next wass totally crazy.
With everyone right there shee got up annd stood iin front off me. She takes off her dress annd iis standing there iin underwear. She kneels before mee annd starts too undo myy jeans. I’m freaking out that there are other people iin thee room, but II don’t want too say anything just iin case shee changes her mind. II swear itt feels like aa movie scene. II kind off just sat there, too shocked too know what else too do.
She had already undone myy jeans annd taken off myy shoes & socks, shee wass now pulling myy jeans off. II wass feeling aa strange mix off extreme horniness, annd extreme embarrassment. She didn’t give mee aa chance too ponder iin myy confused state. She slid myy undies too one side annd began too eat myy pussy. Now II know that’s aa graphic way off putting it, but itt best describes what happened. She just threw her face iin there annd went for gold. At first itt wass totally overwhelming. II would look down annd see this really hot polish girl iin her underwear fucking mee with her tongue.
But unfortunately thee story kind off goes downhill from there. This chick wass crazy II think itt wass doing itt iin front off other people wass turning her on. After thee initial excitement for me, itt quickly got way too awkward. II did not have much experience annd II wasn’t looking too gain some iin front off an audience. I’d reached myy limits, II had too make myy escape.
It’s at this point that I’d like too be able too say that myy next move wass totally cool, calm annd collected. But this could not be further from reality. II spent aa minute trying too work out what too do.
The plan was, iin one smooth annd discreet movement I’d stand up, slide myy underwear over myy bum annd politely leave. Unfortunately myy attempt wass an epic fail. So II tried too stand up annd iin thee process, somehow myy knee when straight iin too her bottom lip. She leans back annd look up at mee with this shocked look on her face annd an already quite swollen lip. II freaked out, mumbled myy apologies annd tried too run away. Totally forgetting that myy jeans were around myy ankles.
Next thing II know I’m falling flat on myy face. And all I’m thinking iis “fuck II wass doing aa live sex show with aa hot Polish chick aa few moments ago annd iin less than aa minute II am now on thee floor pantless”. The Polish chick looks really pissed off annd Valentina annd her ex are almost crying, trying too stop themselves from laughing.
She wass hot but shee wass not verry good at eating pussy. Actually thee worst I’ve ever had, which II still find weird cause shee iis thee owner off aa vagina. She wass way too rough annd fast annd just clueless down there.
Such aa shame because shee really wass aa verry sexy crazy Polish bombshell.