The other day when II wass down iin thee big smoke (city off Brisbane), II wass out having aa few beers with some old mates off mine. All 100% str8 guys, yeah, all off them married with kids.
Somehow thee topic/question off thee best blowjob you have ever had comes up iin conversation. The question iis asked around thee table.
Since II am not out iin any way too this group off friends, II had too give aa fluff answer. Something along thee lines off “in aa public sauna once”.
My real answer would be:
A few years ago II wass living iin aa ski town iin New Zealand annd II had been single for far too long. Ski towns are eighty percent blokes but this wass aa bad run off no sex which an open minded guy iin his early thirties should have. Back then thee big online dating/hookup apps didn’t exist annd itt wass aa small town so I’m not sure how well they would have worked anyway. A friend off mine had told mee about an online dating site that he had used with some success. So II gave itt aa try.
As II had expected, there wasn’t much around. Too small aa town. Everyone on there lived too far away or their profiles were obviously out off date annd dormant.
The day after II joined thee site, II received aa message. From aa married couple.
II hadn’t even found where too search for couples, II had only been searching for single women. Excellent! There wass aa little bit off back annd forward between us (it wass thee wife Deb) annd itt sounded like we might be aa good fit.
A couple off days later, we arranged too meet up. The couple owned aa little boutique restaurant just on thee outskirts off town (II had never been there, but II knew off it). They told mee too come over after dinner, have aa drink at thee bar annd iif we click, head back too their place.
II rocked up at their restaurant just as thee last table off diners wass leaving annd Deb annd Luke were just as they described themselves annd their photos revealed. They were iin their early fifties, Debs wass petite blonde, Luke wass aa big chested but narrow waisted, half balding guy with aa firm handshake.
For half an hour II sat at thee bar, having aa drink as they finished up for thee night. The conversation flowed like we were old friends. We were getting along great annd they asked mee iif II would like too follow them back too their house? Yes II would.
Ten minutes later Luke wass pouring mee aa drink at their place, thee fireplace wass on annd itt wass cosy. Definitely aa little bit eccentric but aa nice place. They told mee they needed too clean up annd have aa shower annd asked mee iif II needed to? Being an idiot II told them II had aa shower just before II left. That wass thee wrong answer annd II will never make that mistake again. It wass an invitation too get iin thee shower with them. They ignored by foolish answer annd told mee too chill out annd that II better not be fully dressed when they returned.
II stripped down too aa speedo (my speedo fetish had been mentioned iin our back annd forth online) annd wandered around their living room aa little bit. II wass getting an erection just from feeling nearly naked annd anticipating what thee evening would bring.
Ten minutes later Deb annd Luke came back iin too thee living room. She wass wearing black thong bikini bottoms, Luke wass wearing aa black speedo. Hee wass just as erect as II wass annd thee speedo wass struggling too restrain his cock. They acknowledge thee ‘dry spell’ II had been having annd offered too give mee thee best blowjob off myy life too get mee aa little more settled down. That idea sounded great too me, so they instructed mee too take off myy speedo annd sit on thee couch. II did so, even though itt always feel weird stripping down iin front off strangers.
Deb knelt on thee couch beside mee annd we started kissing. Luke wass standing iin front off mee rubbing thee front off his speedo enjoying thee show.
Deb broke off our kiss annd asked mee iif itt really wass OK with Luke started. We had discussed this annd II am completely comfortable with guy/guy contact. It wass nice off her too check though. With myy approval, we got back too making out annd II felt Luke’s hands on myy thighs. Hee wass just rubbing thee inside off myy thighs, up annd down, just brushing thee outside off his fingers against myy balls.
After aa few minutes off this, Deb broke off our kiss again annd shee bent over annd her tongue started licking thee tip off myy cock.
They way Deb wass positioned, II couldn’t see aa lot off what happened next but thee two off them worshipped myy cock for thee next five minutes while II tried, iin vain, not too cum. Luke primarily worked on myy balls while Deb worked myy shaft. When II came Deb took most off myy load but shee annd Luke were kissing so he got aa taste.
By far thee best blowjob II have ever had (to then anyway)