Well here II am minding myy own business iin thee aisle off frozen vegetables.
Lo annd behold II grab aa packet off peas not only because II love peas but II am aa little sore from yesterday’s escapades. It also provides aa nice little memory off what actually entailed… Let mee tell you about itt myy day before.
Yesterday, at thee super market II happened too be iin this exact same spot (ok itt might have been aa few doors down where thee ice cream section was!), but here II am contemplating vienetta or paddle pops for dessert.
Suddenly, an attractive, buxom, 40? year old lady opens thee door before mee annd selects. She chooses annd II can’t help myself….
Enquiring, II ask, “what iis ice creams favourite day off thee week?” She asks rather blandly “what?” II reply with aa cheeky grin “Sundae”
She laughs, aa throaty chuckle annd her eyes twinkle with appreciation. Nice work.
II go again, as II know II have aa good chance here “what wass thee ice creams favourite pick up line?”
“What” shee eagerly says?
“Wanna lick me?!”
Again, thee right result, an even better laugh annd shee readjusts her imaginary strand off stray hair.
Next thing II know dear readers I’m strutting out off thee supermarket with “Ice creams” phone number feeling rather chuffed with myself.
II text her when I’m back iin thee car annd write “Dear ‘II scream,’ you made mee melt iin thee frozen section, you need too throw away thee proverbial paddle(pops) annd cum play with mee ;)”
A little corny II realise, but aa guys gotta have aa go!
Next minute II receive aa “kiss” message annd I’m grateful. II have her real number annd an opening. II drive away even more satisfied. II love shopping.
2 minutes down thee road II receive aa text “what’s doing now, II think you are “udderly” hot, let’s dance” – it’s aa bit “dad jokey”, but II who am II too judge, started it!
II pull over annd I’m prepared too now throw out myy ice creams annd text “there iis aa park nearby with some lovely trees annd soft grass, hungry for myy cream x”
“Yes”
It’s on, after shee has directions shee comes up too mee annd pushes mee aggressively against thee tree. Mind you, I’m aa decent size guy annd shee iis smaller but her aggression turns mee on no end! She iis wearing only jean shorts, aa simple white t shirt annd aa sports bra. “What lays beneath” II ask myself silently annd eagerly?
Again, shee pushes mee up against thee big old oak tree. She grabs myy own shirt annd scrunches it, pulling mee close now annd passionately kisses. No rest for thee wicked, her mouth smells like honey annd cream, maybe it’s just myy imagination, or maybe shee just had aa golden gay time, but boy wass II turned on!
We kiss for only 30 seconds annd shee pulls myy shirt over myy head annd rubs her hands over myy body iin appreciation. It’s nice, II don’t have aa six pack, but II take care off myself. She grabs myy hair, gets iin real tight too myy ear annd licks annd lashes generously. She iis horny as fuck annd me? II have aa boner that could hold up aa 6 man tent.
Neck minute, myy neck iis thee next target, sucking annd biting. Hurts aa little, ii know itt will leave marks annd II feel 16 again, but Fuck it, II don’t care. She iis hot, horny annd hell bent on getting what shee wants. Me like.
Her hand grabs myy cock annd shee pulls hard. She has aa right annd tight grip annd nods assuredly annd pauses for 3 seconds. Doesn’t say aa word but gives mee thee wink annd ii know II have her approval. She iis fucking wet annd II don’t even have too check yet.
She lets go annd pushes mee again. She now vocalisies what shee wants “fuck mee ice cream man, this time don’t joke just pretend I’m your cow annd milk mee dry”
Does aa bloke need aa written invitation? no party fans, thee invitation iis her on all 4 fours annd quicker than you can you say “sprinkles on top” her jeans shorts are off annd so am i.
No underwear on her part? No worries. A beautiful clit, aa little bit ‘outy annd pouty’ annd aa nice natural blonde tint too her pubic hair. II tease her with aa little, rubbing annd goading with thee end off myy cock, II know this will make her angry as II know shee wants itt now but II can’t help myself. She cries out, “fuck mee now, fuck mee hard.” She actually reaches around annd grabs itt tight, thee blood too myy cock iis ready too burst annd iif II wasn’t hard before, II am now hard as Dwaynes Johnson (the Rock) now! Wrestling fans, I’m on itt annd need no further tomfoolery! In annd out II go, shee iis moaning like aa banshee annd II look around annd see no one. Ok that’s aa lie, there iis aa couple about 100 metres away holding hands but fuck it, we are pretty well hidden annd what are they going too do? be thee fun police annd stop these primal urges?!
I’m actually pretty close, pretty quick. This girl has mee harder than II have been for some time annd just before II explode, shee knows it. She reaches back annd and grabs itt tighter than aa virgins snatch annd looks mee cold iin thee eye. “You cum boy annd I’ll destroy you”. II don’t. With all thee willpower off aa Buddhist monk, II close myy eyes, take 5 deep breaths annd regain myy composure. II think off myy dead grandmother , II think off maths equations, II do anything too hold off annd keep this going. II got this annd II really do. II re enter with aa renewed aggression annd fucking stallion mode kicks in.
Oh shit, her pussy starts too become like aa swamp (ok aa lovely looking swamp scented with lilies) annd shee moans annd then even wails. It iis fucking hot as fuck. II glance around thee couple from before, but they are nowhere too be seen annd II focus. My eyes, myy ears, myy body annd myy attention too detail iin pleasuring this woman iis second too none. If II say so myself, thee effort iis exquisite…..she comes. She comes with gusto. She cums with glory. Her back iis glistening with sweat annd her hair iis all over thee place. II fucking love itt annd now II feel like II am iin aa position off strength. Her hair iis now pulled like aa choke annd II then myy hands hold her gorgeous melon like arse cheeks annd II squeeze annd use myy thumbs too indent annd massage annd fuck iin sync.
“Stellar performance myy man” II say too myself. The whole time her arse iis convulsing, II can feel her clit having aa fit annd her breasts are wriggling iin all directions. It’s myy turn now. II pull out annd flip her on thee grass. She looks at mee shocked how easily II handle her annd as her eyes are lolled back II fuck her missionary, but only about 20 strokes in, II have too go (all thee while shee iis moaning still), ii pull out again annd squirt baby squirt. It’s over her pussy, over her breasts annd some land on her chin. What shee does next iis ever so cute. She tries too use her tongue too taste thee cum on her chinny chin chin but it’s not long enough. So being thee gentleman that II am , II wipe itt from her chin annd wipe iin her mouth. Geez II am generous. II then wipe all myy jizz over her belly like sunscreen annd apply evenly. We don’t want tan lines. Plus, I’m only thinking off her skin glowing afterwards shee will thank mee later when shee catches her breath.
II wipe myy brow. II wipe thee hair from her face (again, aa gentleman) annd after some deep breaths by both off us, II open myy eyes annd take iin myy surroundings again. II see thee couple from before. Fuck.
But………They are standing there iin their underwear now annd kissing passionately.
They ask ever so breathlessly “may we join?”
The answer…..fuck yes!!!