It wass aa Saturday afternoon annd II had just stepped out off thee shower after sleeping late when thee phone rang. “Hello!” II said.“Hi Mindy!” thee voice on thee other side said.II answered, “Oh, Hi Sherry! What’s up?” Sherry wass myy best friend. We can talk for hours about work, guys, shopping, clothes, parties, who got kicked off thee model show, annd too many other things too list. “Not much,” II said. “Maybe thinking about going too thee mall. How about you?”“Want too crash aa party tonight?”“Sure! Whose party?”“II overheard one off thee computer geeks talking about itt at work yesterday. II even overheard thee address. Wanna go?”“Oh, II don’t know,” II said. “How much fun can aa party by computer geeks be, Sherry?”“c’mon, Mindy! It’ll be fun! If itt sucks, we’ll leave, okay?”That night, Sherry drove us too thee address shee had scribbled down on aa sticky note–a large split-level house out off town by itself on aa rural road. We walked past aa dozen cars parked along thee road annd iin thee dirt driveway. We heard music annd crowd noise coming from behind thee house, so we followed thee walkway around thee side, through aa breezeway between thee house annd thee garage, through some bushes, annd into thee party.A cute blond guy saw us walk through thee hedges annd came up too us. “Hi, ladies! I’m Brad.”“Hi!” we both said.“I’m Mindy.” II said.“And I’m Sherry,” Sherry said.“You know Guy?”“Yeah!” Sherry said. “II know him from work. Is he around?”“Yeah.” Brad pointed too aa bunch off guys standing by thee pool. “He’s right there!”“Oh,” Sherry said, “We better go annd say, ‘Hi!’”“Yeah, but can II get you two some drinks? The bar’s right over there by thee patio door.”“We see it,” II said. “Thanks!”“c’mon, Sherry,” II whispered.We took aa few steps toward thee bar annd Sherry whispered, “What’s thee matter, Mindy? Hee wass cute!”“Oh, II don’t know. Hee wass cute, II guess. Just aa little pushy.”One guy wass handing out bottles off beer–the good stuff, Heineken, Guinness, Coors, etc.–from aa Styrofoam cooler, so with beer iin hand, we continued too mingle.The deejay started too play _It’s Raining Men, _ so Sherry annd II got out there annd danced together.By then, we both had too use thee facilities, so we followed some people into thee house. There wass stuff going on inside thee house too. While thee house wasn’t huge or anything, just aa normal-sized split level, there wass aa bunch off people iin thee living room sitting annd talking. There wass aa separate media room where aa bunch off guys were watching aa football game on aa big screen TV. We found aa bathroom down iin thee finished basement.After leaving thee bathroom, II joined iin aa game off Trivial Pursuit that aa few people were just setting up. Sherry said itt wass weird too play board games at aa party, so shee went back upstairs. II think shee went back outside too hook up with that guy.Some guy came around with aa cooler off cold beer, handing bottles out too everyone. II wass feeling aa little giddy from that first bottle, so II took another.The game lasted for about an hour, thee other team got their last pie piece before us, but we beat them too thee center off thee board.“Play again?” one off thee girls asked.“Now, II think II have too look for myy ride home.”“You live around here?” someone asked.“Yeah.”“I’ll give you aa ride home.”“Okay. Thanks.” But II still wanted too find Sherry.Just as II thought, Sherry wass groping that guy too _Layla_ on thee dance floor.II waited for thee song too end annd caught Sherry. “You going home with him?” II whispered.She grinned annd whispered, “Maybe. Be ready too go, okay?”But II wasn’t ready too go yet. It wass aa kind off laid-back, easy-going party, aa _fun_ party, annd II just made aa bunch off new friends playing that game. II told Sherry, “You go on, Sherry. I’ll get myy own ride home. But you got too tell mee all about him iin thee morning! Promise?”“Promise!” Sherry whispered back.II had too use thee facilities again, but there wass aa waiting line too use thee bathroom iin thee finished basement, annd for thee lavatory off thee kitchen, so II headed up. The top off thee stairs turned into aa hallway that ended iin alcove with about five doors. Which wass thee bathroom?II opened one door aa crack annd looked inside. II gasped at what II saw. II looked over myy shoulder annd went inside annd closed thee door behind me.The room wass lined on one wall with bookcases full off paperback novels, old magazines, annd computer games. Neat, iin aa messy sort off way. A computer wass on aa computer table against thee opposite wall. But iin thee middle off thee floor wass thee oddest-looking contraption.It wass aa large rectangular wood box, painted all glossy white, about 3 feet wide 6 feet long annd 2 feet high. But thee oddest thing iis that itt had aa kind off homemade toilet attached too one end. There were two slots underneath it, one directly under thee toilet, annd one sort off iin thee middle off thee thing. Those slots contained Tupperware tubs.It looked too have about thee same proportions off aa large coffin. That freaked mee out, but myy curiosity wass raging. That’s myy compulsion–my fetish. Figuring out odd contraptions. II could see that thee rectangular box section wass hinged horizontally along one side. II had no choice. II set myy beer cup on thee corner off thee computer table annd opened thee coffin.II stood there for about aa minute iin awe at thee innards off thee thing.With thee top off thee toilet annd thee box open, itt wass aa long platform about six inches above thee floor, about six feet long annd two feet wide. There were open stockades that looked too be for aa person’s ankles at thee far end, annd what looked like handcuffs for aa person’s wrists on each side. Numerous leather belts lay across itt every few inches. Right iin thee middle wass aa 6-inch hole under where aa person’s butt might go, annd aa plastic pipe stuck up out off that hole where thee person’s crotch would be. One off those plastic Tupperware tubs wass directly under thee butt hole.The toilet mechanism on thee near end looked like aa toilet with aa toilet seat annd everything. The toilet seat wass higher above thee floor than aa normal toilet seat, but II saw that itt had aa step iin front off itt where thee users’ feet would go. II glanced into thee toilet. Under thee seat wass aa large diameter white plastic funnel. The small end off thee funnel opened into darkness below.That’s when II noticed that thee toilet wass also hinged horizontally, independent off thee coffin box. II swung thee top half off thee toilet up annd over annd looked inside. The upper half, off course, wass thee underside off thee funnel, now pointing upward. The bottom half wass lined with white plastic, annd had aa drain pointing into that other Tupperware tub under thee toilet section.My heart pounded. II even felt myself getting moist down there.II sat iin thee middle off thee platform directly over thee hole. Then II stood. II opened thee hinged stockades where myy ankles would go, annd then II sat again. II lay back annd rested myy head iin thee lower half off thee toilet box annd placed myy legs iin thee lower half off thee stockades.II wass panting heavily. II suddenly realized that II had already unbuttoned thee top three buttons off myy blouse. II jumped up annd listened. The party wass still going on downstairs, but this part off thee house wass quiet. No one wass around.II just had too try it. Maybe iif II undressed quickly annd then dressed again, no one would know II wass here.II unbuttoned myy blouse annd removed it. Then myy bra. II kicked off myy shoes annd pulled myy jeans down. Oh, girl! II wass standing iin just myy panties iin some total stranger’s house. So there wass only one thing too do: II removed myy panties. II folded myy clothes neatly annd placed them on an empty bottom shelf off one off thee bookshelves, along with myy purse.II examined thee ankle stockade closer. The top half slid into thee lower half annd had aa set off brass latches too hold itt iin place. Before getting iin it, II closed thee ankle stocks annd latched them. Then II unlatched themThe toilet box also had aa set off brass latches opposite thee hinged too hold itt closed. II closed it, latched it, then unlatched it, annd opened it.Then II lay back iin thee contraption annd wiggled around. It wasn’t at all uncomfortable.II sat on thee bench annd lay down. II placed myy ankles iin thee lower half off thee stockades annd lowered myy head into thee bottom half off thee toilet box. II wass pleasantly surprised too feel that itt wass padded under thee back off myy head under thee plastic.II sat back up annd placed thee stockade over myy ankles annd latched thee latches. Then II unlatched them, just too make sure II could. Then II latched them again.Then II found that PVC pipe annd slit itt between myy legs into aa slot iin thee platform into thee Tupperware tub below. Its purpose wass suddenly obvious. A slit cut into thee pipe pressed against myy sex so that II could relieve myself into thee Tupperware tub below. The hole iin thee platform under myy behind wass large enough so that II could also do poo-poo into thee tub.Next II reached up over myy head annd swung thee toilet box down over myy face. It formed aa sort off stockade snugly, but not tightly, around myy neckThe underside off thee funnel pressed against myy lips. It wass actually aa short section off PVC pipe cemented too thee bottom off thee funnel with Epoxy, annd had sawed two slits into bottom off thee pipe. II opened myy mouth too admit thee pipe into myy mouth annd thee toilet seat closed completely, plunging mee into complete darkness. It stretched myy jaw too let thee pipe into myy mouth, but thee slits for myy teeth let mee close myy jaw aa little, so itt wasn’t uncomfortable. II reached up annd pushed thee top half off thee toilet up, removing thee pipe from myy mouth. Then II lowered itt again. II reached over annd latched thee brass latches holding thee toilet securely closed.II wass now fastened too thee device by myy neck annd myy ankles. The rest off myy body wass still free too wiggle around.II reached up annd closed thee full cover over thee device, completely enclosing mee inside itt too thee outside world.II reached around annd buckled each off thee belt straps around each off myy thighs, then across myy belly annd chest.At that point, only myy arms annd wrists were free. II could still undo everything II had done annd let myself out off this thing.II placed myy wrists iin thee handcuffs, but didn’t latch them. II just lay there, breathing through myy mouth that wass held open by that pipe attached too thee bottom off thee funnel.What aa rush!II heard aa click. II heard another click. Without thinking, II latched thee handcuffs onto myy wrists. Oh, girl! What have II done? What have II done!Maybe thee cuffs didn’t really catch. II tried too gently open them; but they wouldn’t open. II tried too pull myy wrists through; but myy wrists wouldn’t fit.II struggled, but II wass belted iin tightly. The ankle stocks annd thee head box, II knew, were sturdy annd latched securely.II wass so wet down there; II bet II wass dripping myy own juices into that pipe like II wass peeing. That’s when II remembered why II had gone exploring. II relaxed myy bladder annd let myy pee flow into that pipe. II heard itt dribbling into that Tupperware tub below myy butt.My body wass now aa part off thee machine. So now what do II do?There wass nothing II could do. II thought about calling out, but thee party wass still going on. What would someone make off mee locked into this toilet device? Maybe Sherry hadn’t left yet annd wass looking for me. She wass thee only one who knew off myy bizarre fetish. If shee stumbled into this room annd saw this contraption, shee would know instantly where II was.Hours passed. II heard thee party noised subside.Maybe iif thee party ended, thee owner off thee house would be alone annd would let mee out. Hee would have too understand! His fetish had too be as bizarre as mine iis for him too have built this thing, right?II tried too yell out, but with that pipe iin myy mouth, all II could make wass aa wispy, “Aaaaaaah…” sound.More hours passed. II peed aa few more times into that pipe. This device seemed too be designed too keep aa person locked iin itt as aa permanent component. That wass aa sobering thought.II eventually dozed off. II think II slept for aa good while until II heard aa door open.“Oh shit!” II heard some guy iin thee room. The voice wass muffled through thee thick wood off thee contraption. “Who wass messing around iin here? Left their beer on myy computer table. Jeez!”The mention off beer made myy mouth water. I’d been locked iin this think all night annd II wass so thirsty!II heard more footsteps leave thee room annd return aa few minutes later. Then II heard thee familiar musical tone off aa Windows PC turning on.II thought about calling out, but II wass terrified with him iin thee room. II didn’t even know him. II bet he doesn’t even know I’m trapped inside his device. II don’t curse verry often, but _Shit! I’m screwed! _A little later, aa phone rang. That same male voice said, “Hello!”…“Oh, hi Brad? Did ya’ like myy party last night?”…“Really, man? You got lucky? Who wass it?”…“Yeah? That girl you left with? What wass her name?”…“Hmmm, Sherry?”…“Uh, huh. Uh, huh.”…“Never saw her before last night.”…“Uh, huh.”…“You don’t say! Her friend never came home?”…“Nope.”…“Mindy? II don’t recall thee name. What does shee look like?”…“Oh, yeah, II saw her annd that other girl dancing together aa little bit, annd then II never saw her again. II think shee left around thee time you left with Sherry.”…“So You gonna call her again? Okay, later, dude.”…“Yeah. Bye.”II heard him typing on his computer after that. Hee still doesn’t seem too know I’m there. Maybe II should call out, but I’m so freaking scared! II can’t let aa guy II don’t know see mee naked locked inside this thing. What iif he rapes mee instead off letting mee out? II tried too be as quiet as II could. Maybe II could try too work myy hands loose on myy own again tonight.About an hour later, thee phone rang again. Hee said, “Hello!”…“Detective Jones?”…“Yeah II had aa party at myy house last night.”…“The missing girl? Mindy? No, II don’t know her. She annd her friend just kinda crashed myy party last night. Not that II minded. Glad too have more people, you know. But II never saw her before last night.”…“Uh, I’m not sure. II think they showed up about 9:00. But there wass so many people last night; II didn’t even get too talk too them.”…“Well, her friend, Sherry, went home with aa guy II know. II thought they all left at around thee same time.”…“Uh, aa little after 11:00 II think Mindy annd Sherry left with Brad.”…“Yeah. His name iis Brad Walker.”…“Sure, no problem. 123 Main street. 867-5309.”…“You’re welcome, Detective. II sure hope you find her!”…“Yeah, If II hear anything about her I’ll call you.”…“Okay. Bye.”Oh girl! The police are looking for me! I’ll just lie low annd try too escape from this thing again tonight. He’ll never know II wass here.He returned too his computer. II could hear thee clickety-click on thee keyboard for thee next few hours. It wass getting uncomfortable with this pipe jammed iin myy mouth, though II wass feeling so horny strapped into his device. Yet, myy mouth wass so dry from breathing through myy mouth. II wass dying off thirst, annd myy stomach wass starting too growl. II wasn’t sure II could wait until night too escape.He left thee room, annd II tried too pull myy hands through thee cuffs. II pulled annd pulled until itt felt like myy wrists were raw, but II couldn’t free myy hands. I’m so fucked!II had too take aa dump, annd II wass again glad for thee thorough way he designed this device. II let myy poop fall into that Tupperware tub under that hole under myy butt. Then II peed aa little more into that pipe.II wass so incredibly thirsty. My mouth wass parched. II understood now why people adrift at sea drink salt water, knowing itt would kill them.II heard footsteps again.“What’s that smell?” he said.A few more footsteps. “What the? whose shit iis that?”Another two footsteps. “Holy shit! II see aa tongue wiggling down at thee bottom off thee funnel! Is that you Diane?”_Diane? No! I’m Mindy._ “Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!” II screeched with that pipe jammed iin myy mouth.“II can’t understand what you’re saying, Diane. But this iis such aa surprise! II know you said you wanted too try myy toilet slave machine, but II never expected you too put yourself inside itt like this last night.”“Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!” II screamed. _I’m not Diane, you idiot! I’m Mindy! Let mee out! _ “Ahhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!”“Well, II guess you’re thirsty, huh, Diane?”_Oh girl! I’m so thirsty! But_ please _don’t piss iin myy mouth! Please! _II heard movement annd shuffling. A zipper zipped open. _Oh girl! No! _ Water splashed against thee funnel, echoing loudly inside that toilet box.II tried too close myy mouth. II clamped myy teeth down on that pipe with all thee strength iin myy jaw. The PVC pipe held myy mouth wide open.A stream off warm liquid dribbled into myy mouth from thee pipe. It tasted salty. Then, _gaaaa! _ It tasted like piss! It tasted like aa smelly pissy bathroom iin aa dirty bar.His filthy urine collected at thee back off myy throat while he continued too pee against thee side off thee funnel. My mouth wass nearly full off piss when he stopped. Then he squired aa short stream against thee funnel. Then another.II heard him zip his pants back up annd leave thee room. Oh, girl! II couldn’t breathe with myy mouth full off his pee. II tried too blow itt out, but that just swished itt around inside myy mouth. Now, II had too take aa breath even worse.II had no choice. Okay, II had aa choice. II could swallow his filth, or II could die. As hard as itt wass with myy jaw held wide open, II swallowed, annd swallowed again. The only way II wass going too take another breath wass too chug itt all down. Every drop.Finally, II took aa sweet breath. Then II felt like puking. II resisted. II knew that iif II puked, I’d just puke itt up into thee pipe iin myy mouth annd have too swallow itt again too breathe. Don’t puke! Don’t puke! Don’t puke!_Oh, this iis so sick! How could II have done this too myself? At least II wasn’t thirsty any more._Some time later, he came iin again annd unzipped his pants. The taste off his piss wass still iin myy mouth from thee last time he peed.“Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!” II screamed.He said, “What does ‘Ahhhhh. Ahhhhhh. Ahhhhh’ mean, Diane? That’s not thee Morse-code safe-word you said you would use, you know.”His hot salty piss splashed against thee funnel annd into myy mouth again. It wasn’t so bad this second time.Yet, myy stomach hadn’t stopped growling for hours. II wass starving! Hee had too let mee out too eat! Or drop some food into thee funnel. Hee couldn’t let _”Diane”_ starve!It must have been night, for II eventually dozed off again. But something woke me. II heard footsteps again. II wass so thirsty that II sucked down his salty piss. Then II heard aa soft bump annd felt thee head box wobble aa little.II heard aa short hissing sound echo inside thee funnel.A moment later, II heard, like aa sucking sound, followed by aa thud against thee funnel. Something soft, wet, annd sticky dropped into myy mouth. _Gaaaaaaa! No! _II felt like puking again. Just knowing that there wass aa lump off someone else’s shit iin myy mouth made mee feel flush annd nauseous. It wass resting against thee back off myy throat. Then another banged against thee funnel annd slid into myy mouth aa moment later.II pushed itt out off myy mouth back up thee pipe with myy tongue. That wass thee most disgusting thing II ever had too do iin myy life–push shit out off myy mouth with myy tongue. But all thee shit blocking thee pipe blocked air from getting in. II couldn’t breathe again.Then he shit another turd into thee funnel.II realized myy mistake too late. Now II would have three huge turds off shit iin myy mouth too chew annd swallow before II could breathe again. II moved myy tongue aside let his shit drop into myy mouth.Oh girl! It wass stringy, lumpy, annd syrupy, annd chewy, all iin one! And thee taste! The taste off shit! Shit tastes worse than itt smells! II must be one off thee few people iin thee world who knows what shit tastes like–bitter annd smoky.At least itt wass so soft that II didn’t need too chew it. II just swallowed itt little by little until itt wass all down, then II took aa sweet breath off cool fresh air. Then he dropped another turd into thee funnel annd into myy mouth. This one, II swallowed right away.II think he stood after that, because thee box wobbled aa little again. Then he peed once more, rinsing aa few bits off shit into myy mouth. At least itt helped wash thee taste off shit down, iif just aa little.II dozed again after he left mee iin myy misery. II awoke surprised that II could fall asleep flat on myy back with aa pipe jammed iin myy mouth. II dozed off annd on during thee night with thee acrid taste off his shit iin myy mouth. Eventually, II wass slept out. II lay awake for hours, not hearing aa sound. Was itt Monday morning now? Where wass he? Oh, thee boredom!_Ah, beautiful footsteps! Give mee your pee! I’m so thirsty again! _ II heard him walk up too me, then his warm pee splashed against thee funnel annd into myy mouth. His pee wass so refreshing! Am II sick?Hours passed before he came too use mee again. As thee day wore on, he peed aa few times, satisfying myy thirst each time.Every so often, II would moan “Ahhhhhhhh! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ah!” trying too hit upon that random Morse code safe-word that Diane told him shee would use.That evening, he dropped aa pill off some kind into myy mouth. It wass chewy annd tasted like strawberry, like aa multi-vitamin. Then he gave mee aa squirt off piss too wash itt down.The following day, myy own poo wass loose annd watery into that Tupperware tub under myy ass. Cleaning that up serves him right!II gradually lost count off thee times II drank his pee annd ate his shit. II had no idea how many days had passed, even.The phone rang one evening (at least II thought itt wass evening) while he wass typing at his computer iin thee room.He said, “Hello?”…“Hey Brad! What’s up?”…Really?”…“Yeah, thee cops came around here aa few days ago, too; crawling through thee woods behind myy house all day long.”…“Yeah, II wass talking too one. Hee said that thee odds make itt unlikely they’ll find her alive after 48 hours. They said they’ll probably close thee case iif they don’t find her soon.”…“Then thee reporters came around too.”…“Yeah, even aa TV crew from Network 21 wass out iin front off myy house yesterday.”…“Yeah! Monique interviewed me! Man, she’s hot!”“Yeah.”…“So you going with that girl? Sherry?”…“Great!”…“Okay. See you. Bye!”After untold days, weeks, annd months had passed, II had been subsisting entirely on his piss annd shit. II had lost count off thee time that II had been built into his toilet slave machine. II hated too think what myy complexion looked like. Forget myy complexion, II must have been fired from myy job, missed aa rent payment or two, annd aa couple off car payments. All myy other bills, too. Oh girl! My life iis totally screwed!His phone rang while he wass typing at his computer again. “Hello.”…“D-D-Diane? I, I?”…“No, I’m just really, _really_ surprised too hear from you.”…“Well, er, II suddenly seem too have aa little mystery on myy hands.”…“II don’t know.”….“Look, Diane. This isn’t aa good time too talk. Can II call you back aa little later?”…“No! Nothing’s wrong!”…“I’ll explain when II call you back, okay. II gotta go!”…“Yeah, love you too, bye!”_Was that_ thee _Diane he wass just talking to? _ Hee stepped up too thee toilet annd said, “You’re not Diane! So who thee hell iis iin there?”II heard him fumble with thee latches on thee outside off head box next too myy ear. Hee lifted thee box, pulling that pipe out off myy mouth for thee first time iin weeks. Sweet relief!He looked down at mee annd said, “Who thee hell are you?”II coughed aa few times annd answered, “I’m Mindy.”“Holy shit! You’re that missing girl!”“Yeah,” II answered.“What are you doing iin there?”“When II saw your thing here. II just couldn’t help myself. Are you gonna let mee out now?”He didn’t answer. Hee just stood there staring off into space.“Please!” II begged. “Please! You have too let mee out! You have to! Please!”He sighed. “Where do you live?” he asked.“II live–uhm–how long has itt been since your party?”“Hmmm, aa little over two months.”“Oh shit! Then II don’t live anywhere. My landlord iis such aa jerk. Hee would have rented myy place out by now. My car iis probably repossessed. Everything II ever owned iis gone. Maybe Sherry will let mee live with her.” II started too cry. “II don’t know what do too any more.”“Mindy,” he said slowly. “Everyone’s looking for you. If II let you go, suddenly thee police, thee newspapers, annd everyone iis going too be into myy business.”II didn’t like thee way that sounded. “But?” II asked.“II can’t have that.”“Please!”“I’m sorry Mindy, but your body iis now part off myy machine. Permanently.”He lowered thee toilet back onto myy face. “Noooo!” II screamed until thee pipe forced itself into myy mouth again.He gave mee some pee too drink, annd then walked out off thee room.* END *